WANTED:

I need money. I hate that I need money. I hate being in debt.

so ...

WANTED:

1, filthy rich, disgustingly wealthy man. Looking for someone in his mid-20's to mid-30's, nice, funny, humble and lacking in odd body hair like ear hair or long nose hairs. I've got lots to bring to the table, so u gotta impress me.

That is all.